#1 TRIPLE BLAST SUCKERS - I wish I had a picture for you all, but Willy Wonka sadly discontinued this product. These suckers were the creamiest most delicious suckers in the whole world. Each layer was a brilliant surprise ranging from sweet to sour to creamy to heaven. If I ever find one again I will simply cry.
#2 FUN DIP - I love the powdery goodness that is Fun Dip. The edible dipping stick they provide is both practical and delicious; it instinctively knows just how much sour sugar to grab each time. The powder is never too harsh and won't leave holes in your tongue... like certain other unnamed candies which may or may not rhyme with Shmixie Shticks.
#3 BOTTLE CAPS - I can't seem to find these anymore, where are they? They provide you with a nice solid crunch and a pop drink flavour that will leave you begging for more. Don't suck on bottle caps - just crunch as hard and fast as you can. Root Beer is my favourite kind...what's yours?
#4 LOTSA FIZZ - Man I love these ones. My only complaint is that the package keeps getting shorter and shorter every year. They used to be like ten feet long when I was a kid, I swear. These ones are amazing for sucking or crunching. They have a spectacular powdery fizz in the middle that will take you away to a magical fizzy mountaintop. I wish they would just sell the powder on it's own, I would keep it on the dinner table like salt and pepper.
#5 STRAWBERRY MARSHMALLOWS - This is bound to be a controversial pick so allow me to explain. Save these pillowy bastards for the end of a candy binge. They are a perfect sugar hangover remedy. They are not too sweet and they cleanse the palate, leaving you rejuvenated and guilt-free. Enjoy!
#3 BOTTLE CAPS - I can't seem to find these anymore, where are they? They provide you with a nice solid crunch and a pop drink flavour that will leave you begging for more. Don't suck on bottle caps - just crunch as hard and fast as you can. Root Beer is my favourite kind...what's yours?
#4 LOTSA FIZZ - Man I love these ones. My only complaint is that the package keeps getting shorter and shorter every year. They used to be like ten feet long when I was a kid, I swear. These ones are amazing for sucking or crunching. They have a spectacular powdery fizz in the middle that will take you away to a magical fizzy mountaintop. I wish they would just sell the powder on it's own, I would keep it on the dinner table like salt and pepper.
#5 STRAWBERRY MARSHMALLOWS - This is bound to be a controversial pick so allow me to explain. Save these pillowy bastards for the end of a candy binge. They are a perfect sugar hangover remedy. They are not too sweet and they cleanse the palate, leaving you rejuvenated and guilt-free. Enjoy!